What do you call an amorous insect? The love bug.

Oh, yea it's the fall love bug time! We have 2 seasons, fall and spring. These little loving flies haunt us, damage our vehicles, somehow find their way into our homes, and totally taunt us while they are making LOVE!

*The brighter side of Love Bugs

The tiny flies we call Love Bugs are making a nuisance of themselves again as their mating flight takes them into the paths of oncoming cars.

*"Yeah, as a matter of fact, one important natural enemy is a car. I always like to tell people the best way to kill Love Bugs is with a car."

*Does the Bug cause any economic harm?

"Actually there's quite an industry of washing cars that would disappear if we didn't have Love Bugs. So its very important for a lot of people to earn their livings washing cars for the tourists as they go through the state."

*To a question about the density of Love Bug swarms...

"How do you tell a happy motorcyclist? With the Love Bugs in his teeth."

*And of course, observations about their flight ...

"They'd be a very good advertisement for United Airlines: Fly United."

Suicidal love bugs on their way out - Your Life - SunHerald.com

Sadly...while this is all so true....this is ...rather funny! Unless you have to clean these BLANKEITY BLANK THINGS!